2056-014: Your Mom Digs Chicks Who Dig The LongBall; Chicks Who Dig The LongBall Also Dig Your Mom Who Digs The LongBall

[jiminyhopkins]

Phoenix, AZ--

Chicks. The Longball. Your Mom.

Go together like baseball, apple pie, and a Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast^TM, amirite?

After receiving at least one first place vote for the JL Silk Award, folks are starting to realize how good Your Mom is. Spoiler Alert: Oh, so good.

Joseph Mother just completed his first full season in the BBA and is already a legend in the making. Mother ended the year with a O-fer in the final game that cost him a .300 season, but the stats are still impressive: .299/.366/.518 with 37 HR, 91 RBI, 113 RC and a 3.1 WAR, and that's with a -4.8 ZR at first base and a 2 week stint on the DL.

Now, with Reggie Vargas becoming a free agent due to not meeting his vesting contract requirements, Mother becomes the full time Talons DH for the foreseeable future, and maybe his entire career. And that means the legend of Your Mom will only grow, because chicks dig the longball.

And that means chicks dig the Talons, who led the JL in Longballs this season. And what about the best longball hitter on the best longball team? You guessed it. Chicks dig Your Mom.

Stay Tuned for more exciting Talons updates!

[trmmilwwi]

Ok, who voted for Your Mom, spill the beans.