2034-26: Introducing VODAK, A Premium Distilled Beverage

[jiminyhopkins]

Phoenix, AZ--

Talons reliever (and two time JL Reliever of the Year winner) Timofei Bakitski held a press conference today to introduce his new brand of premium distilled spirits: VODAK.

It's a new brand of super exclusive premium beverage, according to the marketing press kit handed out at the media event today. The pamphlet reads, in part: "First there were wine snobs... Then craft beer hipster snobs... 12 year old single malt Scotch... There's even a Bourbon trail for cryin' out loud. But now you, the discerning eastern European alcoholic, can finally join the ranks of the elite... with VODAK premium vodka. Only from Bakitski Distilleries."

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The Phoenix reliever had this to say to the assembled press: "Я люблю качки для бейсбольной команды Phoenix. Но я люблю напиваться еще больше, теперь с моим премиальным VODAK, я могу сделать и то, и другое! Не имеет значения, нужен ли мне аут или двойная игра, я всегда могу рассчитывать на VODAK, чтобы довести меня до конца. И теперь, так же ВЫ ВЫ!"

The press kit even hinted at a NASCAR sponsorship, indicating that Bakitski Distilleries is willing to go toe to toe with established stock car sponsors Jack Daniel's and Jim Beam.

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It remains to be seen whether this will be successful, but hey, a guy's gotta try, right?

GO Talosn!

[usnspecialist]

The Havana sugar kings would like to order a few cases for after the Cartwright. Either for celebration or for drowning our sorrows.

[jiminyhopkins]

Pretty slick marketing campaign, eh? The league has been talking about VODAK for a week already!

[felipe]

second!

[felipe]

5...err...4 more posts

[Lane]

Glad you actually took the time to write something in Russian

[jiminyhopkins]

Glad you actually took the time to write something in Russian

Google Translate FTW

[Spiccoli]

Genius.. lol

[felipe]

Is there such a thing as a ‘discerning ‘ Eastern European alcoholic?

Or one that could afford a premium drink?

I think you need to target a different market...

[jiminyhopkins]

I think you need to target a different market...

Speaking of markets, Bakitski recently unveiled his first high end VODAK Boutique...

[felipe]

so many different numbers that you can call to get your VODAK!

[RonCo]

Go Talosn!