The Brewster

Oh, honey, let me tell you, I am positively over the moon about Manobu Shimizu's new two-year, $26 million deal with the Madison Wolves! Not only does it keep my favorite player right here where he belongs, but it also saves the team over $4 million – now that's what I call a win-win situation!

You see, Manobu isn't just a player to me – he's a beacon of hope, a shining star in a world full of uncertainty. Every time he steps up to the plate, I can feel my heart skip a beat, my palms get a little sweaty, and my cheeks flush with excitement. And knowing that he'll be wearing that Wolves jersey for at least two more years? Well, it's enough to make a girl downright giddy!

But that's not all – oh no, I've got big plans to celebrate this momentous occasion! First things first, I'll be baking up a storm in the kitchen, whipping up all of Manobu's favorite treats – chocolate chip cookies, homemade apple pie, you name it. And of course, no celebration would be complete without a bottle (or two) of the finest champagne money can buy!

Then, once the party gets underway, I'll be breaking out my favorite Manobu Shimizu memorabilia – the signed baseballs, the framed photos, the replica jerseys – you name it, I've got it! And who knows, if I'm feeling particularly daring, I might even dust off my old cheerleading uniform and shake my pom-poms in his honor!

But above all else, I'll be raising a toast to Manobu – to his talent, his dedication, and his unwavering commitment to the Madison Wolves. Here's to you, my darling Manobu – may your bat stay hot, your glove stay steady, and your smile light up the diamond for years to come!

With love and admiration,
Gertie

Figured Gerte would approve.

Should have had some shochu.

You go, Gerte! Love it when she shakes her pom poms.

So don't insult Manobu in front of Gerte. Okay.