22 Sep 2055
Buenos Aires, Argentina
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Sources: Aglietti is Facing Potentially Damaging Legal Matter
Multiple sources inside the Buenos Aires Brisas organization have confirmed to The Bomb that rightfielder Isacco Aglietti has been released on bond after he was detained by local, Israeli authorities. He stands accused, but not yet charged, of assault of abuse of a minor and assault 2. Apparently, on Saturday the 18th while the team was in Jerusalem facing the Hebrew Hammers, Isacco decided to get in some pick-up basketball at a outdoor, public court on the way to the hotel. Many eyewitnesses have confirmed the account that Isacco Aglietti received the ball on a 2-on-1 fast break and, after faking a pass, absolutely fucking plastered a teenage defender, then he hung on the rim to get on the victim's shoulders and popped him on the head a few times before retreating down the court.Locals called the police. "You don't posterize a teenager. Hell, even if you're a teenager," one bystander said. "I heard him yelling that the 'kid looked at least 20!' but everyone knows and everyone can see that he's not even 13 yet."
Aglietti did not make a statement to reporters when this news emerged, but his lawyer did say 'even if he is underage, nobody takes a block on the asphalt.'"
Aglietti is also looking at changes of misdemeanor vandalizing for tearing the rim off the backboard.