Sao Paulo’s Letter to the Brewsterians: U’ll Never Walk Alone/Again
Sao Paulo, the city, was in carnival mood (not Carnivale, that’s the other city) – the Pilots having tied the pesky Pearls at the top of the GBC and surging towards a potential championship. But Sao Paolo, the front office generally, and the actual office in which the front office was based specifically, was up in uproar. Billionaire owner and ne’er do well Naya A Din was on the warpath, and erstwhile GM Dog Action was the strategically placed bridge that was the target of the operation.
“U picked up an injury???”, barked the aging owner.
“No, I always stand like this”, Action mused, lop-sidedly.
“Not U! U! Nam-cheol U! The Korean wonderkid DH who is slugging .590!”
“Ah yes. Don’t worry, we’ve called up middling prospects Tautor and Rose to platoon and….”
“We are nothing without U. Nothing compares to U! Not even a kiss from that damn Rose would compare to U!”
“It is bad news, sir. His kneecap is broken. I wasn’t aware that could actually happen. He may miss some of next year too”
“Next year? That completely ruins our plans to secretly move back to Bucharest in the offseason. We’ve been trailing it all on season, playing in the Parc de Bucharest, building a Gym de Bucharest, many of our players still wearing the uniform of Bucharest on the league webpages. We’re even speaking Hungarian, right now. But without U, U have to question the decisions U would otherwise have made….”
And with that, Din stormed off, screaming Pokolba veled! Which means very little in Portugeuse, but quite a lot in Hungarian, we are assured*.
U, don’t impress me much
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