Welcome, fellow UMEBA newcomer. Let's bring the UMEBA to an era of prominence.

Looks like you have the league right where you want them. I'm glad I'm over in the UMEBA.

This was a fantastic read. I'm thinking the prior GM in Mumbai would be scratching and clawing to bring Flores's awful attitude across the seas to Mumbai.

This was an awesome idea. I ordered a blanket.

p.s. The HD Logo worked great ...

SAI: Welcome, Metro Stargazers, I'm your host of Baseball Mumbai, Sai "Young" Ahuji. And with me, as always, is Aarav "the Umeba" Patil. AARAV: Good to be here, Sai. SAI: Let's jump right in with tonight's top story. The Metro Stars traveled across a couple oceans again to find their new General Man...

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Fri May 31, 2019 1:23 pm

"Working the Mounds" is one of the more popular films screened during Balauri travel days.

That must be why he pitches like garbage against you. You know all his tells.

Hyponsis therapy had me spit out the water I was drinking. Thanks for sharing some of your team notes with me. I look forward to using this analysis in my upcoming trade offers.

Gramps, You wouldn't believe the bullshit the damned baseball gods are putting me through now. It's like they're sitting atop the rusting maintenance shack outside the almighty bullpen in the sky laughing their drunken asses off. I'm in god-forsaken Mumbai. Mumbai! I don't even know what country I'm...

Nicely done. I pity the poor fool who has to contribute his first Team News report after this gem.

Can someone link me to the forum thread detailing if the nickname, The Genius, is an honorary title, sarcastic designation, or self-proclaimed madness?

Thanks for the welcome, fellas, and thanks for having me. I'm looking forward to see where I end up unpacking my suitcase. So, how many strikes and balls do the guys get? Also, how many points wins the game? -- Kidding, this was a direct quote from a volunteer parent umpire about six years back. He ...